Hi, Miss Julie

Nah, kids don’t need to look up words. Especially in SCHOOL of all places. Their vocabularies are perfectly cromulent as they are. So shine on, you crazy school in LA, and keep those dictionaries away from kids. They should be using a more hands-on approach to learning about oral sex, anyway.

UGH.

And for the record? Restricting access=CENSORSHIP.

Suck on that for awhile, fourth- and fifth-grade classrooms at Oak Meadows Elementary School.