I wish these book/bookmark sets were real (from Icoeye).
I wish I could read more lovely “why I am a librarian” stories like this one.
I wish my library had a pony, or a pot-bellied pig. It could carry books to and from the sorting room, as well as help keep control of the after-school chaos. A goat would work as well. Or a sheep. Could also keep the grass out front short, saving lots of money on landscaping. Would have to have an MLS, of course.